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Dance the Harris Walz - Two steps forward, No steps back
Dance the Harris Walz - Two steps forward, No steps back.
My alone time is for everyone's safety
My alone time is for everyone's safety
Don't Vote for Racists Meerkat
Don't vote for racists meerkat
Rescue dogs & cats for Harris/Walz 2024! Mind Your own Damn Business!
Rescue dogs & cats for Harris/Walz 2024! Mind Your Own Damn Business!
My dog & I talk shit about JD Vance
My dog & I talk shit about JD Vance
Two Tours in Springfield Changes You, Dawg
Two Tours in Springfield Changes You, Dawg
Persist Out of Spite
Persist out of spite
Giddyup! There's chaos to spread!
Giddyup! There's chaos to spread!

LYS Apparel: Snarky Tees for the Irreverent Soul (a subsidiary of LYS Decor)

Made by Hand, Not by Mass Production

Welcome to LYS Apparel, a subdivision of LYS Decor, where every shirt is a labor of love, made by hand at home with a lot of sass, and a little help from my dog, Lebowski. No big-box print-on-demand, mass-produced monotony here -- just unique, custom-crafted designs made to order with my trusty heat press and Silhouette Cameo. Every shirt placement, every vinyl cut, every snarky line is meticulously chosen by yours truly, your proprietor, Laura Sage.

Expect the Unexpected: Shirts with Personality

Do you like your shirts with a side of sarcasm? How about a sprinkle of political commentary? At LYS Apparel, we're all about whimsical, snarky, and irreverent designs that say what needs to be said. Whether you want a brand-new classic tee or something special with a bit of a backstory (read: unique, probably pre-owned silhouettes), I've got you covered. And let's be clear: if you're looking for a shop that plays both sides of the political aisle, keep looking -- we are all about VOTING BLUE!

Custom Designs and Commissions? Yes, Please!

Got something specific in mind? I'm more than happy to take commissions for custom T-shirt designs. Want to rep your own snarky message or special occasion? Let's make it happen. Standard designs start at $35 plus tax and shipping. But prices for custom creations and unique garment requests will vary. Whether you're looking for a comfy crew neck, a flattering v-neck, or something delightfully offbeat, your shirt will be one-of-a-kind, just like you.

Website Coming Soon!

The full LYS Apparel website is on the way, where you'll be able to browse and order directly, pay securely with your credit card through PayPal, and get your favorite snarky shirts delivered straight to your door.

In the meantime, please visit us at our Facebook or Instagram pages, comment on our designs, and drop us a DM to order directly. Stay tuned -- fun and sarcasm are just a click away!